Sunday, May 29, 2005

Of TSD and A Certain Drunk Fairy

Many people have snided at the fact that I appear to be consumed with the utmost of bitchiness when I write in my blog, but I appear to be sunshine and daisies in person. What, would you prefer it the other way around? On another note, I've resigned to that fact that the majority of the local blogging world will know me simply as KelvinTSD, thanks in large to JoyceTheFairy. While I adore her to bits, I will now walk in clubs in paranoid terror, wondering when the next person would come up behind me and say "Holy shit, you're KelvinTSD!" In fact, that's already sorta happened. Joyce wanted me to meet AdamPeterPan and RainbowGayDave, and barely a few seconds upon me sitting down, Dave had to go: "Hey, you're KelvinTSD, the one who took Joyce out in that GTI" Imagine my silent, stunned horror. Now I sit here, in front of an absolute stranger, having forced to quickly vomit out words explaining as to why my name has the words TSD appended to it. I thank God that Dave turned out to be interesting and a pleasant company to the night's conversation, because if I have to go through another moment where I have to explain myself, I will get myself on the next flight to Bangkok and buy myself a shotgun for which to shoot myself with. Interestingly enough though, AdamPeterPan does the most hilarious impersonations; you simply have to be there to listen to his Scottish cussing. So Joyce, I know your website has a trillion times more traffic than mine, and you probably don't even read my blog anyway, but damn you for making my life such a living nightmare. If you simply have any love for me at all, you will give me a new, more macho name. Or at the very least, flash me your tits.


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